{"product_id":"pityparty®-tree","title":"PityParty® Tee","description":"\u003cblockquote data-start=\"317\" data-end=\"775\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"319\" data-end=\"390\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eThis isn’t just an ordinary tee — this is a statement in its purest form.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"397\" data-end=\"679\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eThe COMATOSE Tee is engineered from premium heavyweight cotton, delivering a structured silhouette that moves with intention and holds its presence in any room. Clean, sharp, and unapologetically minimal — built for those who understand that real power doesn’t need to be loud.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"686\" data-end=\"775\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eEvery stitch is deliberate. Every detail is controlled.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"741\" data-end=\"744\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eThis is uniform-level energy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"j1hkkr\" data-start=\"782\" data-end=\"796\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e DETAILS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"798\" data-end=\"1013\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e• Premium heavyweight cotton (luxury hand feel)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"845\" data-end=\"848\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e• Structured oversized fit\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"874\" data-end=\"877\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e• Reinforced neckline for long-term wear\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"917\" data-end=\"920\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e• Soft-washed finish for a broken-in feel\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"961\" data-end=\"964\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e• True pure black tone (no tint, no compromise)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Comatose","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":46156056789226,"sku":null,"price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":46156056821994,"sku":null,"price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":46156056854762,"sku":null,"price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":46156056887530,"sku":null,"price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":46156056920298,"sku":null,"price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":46156056953066,"sku":null,"price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":46156056985834,"sku":null,"price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0710\/9912\/1898\/files\/ComatoseLa3Transparentcopy.png?v=1785024758","url":"https:\/\/comatoseworldwide.com\/products\/pityparty%c2%ae-tree","provider":"Comatose","version":"1.0","type":"link"}